Top Five Recent Staff Lines from Downton Abbey

A friend of mine, Shelly Wildman, has a blog, Life on the Wild Side. She, too, is a Downton Abbey fan. After every episode she presents her five favorite lines. I thought I'd do the same, but I don't remember every line, so I went back and found some great lines that the staff said in recent episodes. I hope you enjoy them.

5. Mr. Branson to Lady Edith: Not quite, my lady.

4. Mr. Carson to Lord Grantham: Mrs. Patmore, my lord.

3.William to Lord Grantham: I'm sorry, my lord.

2. Mrs. O'Brien to the Countess Grantham: Well done, my lady.

1. Mr. Carson to Lord Grantham: Certainly, my lord.


Carson comes in with two fantastic lines.

A Poser’s Guide to Les Misérables

Everybody’s talking about the new film, Les Misérables. A bunch of singing by dirty, hungry French people.

Your significant other has been begging you to go see it. You really don’t want to. You want to see Jack Reacher. You’d even go see that Cirque du Soleil movie than see Les Misérables. But there’s part of you that wants to sound sophisticated the next time you get together with some of your friends.

Whether you saw it or not, you want to sound like you know something about it.

The real goal is not to sit through a two and a half hour movie but to sound like you have. Save yourself some money. There’s tickets, popcorn and soda. Probably dinner beforehand. Parking. You’re already $75 ahead.

So, this guide is for you. To be totally honest, I haven’t seen the movie. Nor have I seen the musical. Nor have I read the book.

What? There’s a book?

Yep, a book. It was published in 1862. A guy by the name of Victor Hugo wrote it.

Vick Hugo

When talking about Les Mis, you want to sound knowledgeable, but not too much. First thing is to know how to pronounce it. Lay Ms. That’s all.

You can go down to Barnes and Noble and buy a copy for $12.50. Or you can go to archive.org and download it for free. But who has time to read?

Here are some of the passages with which you should become familiar:

"The book the reader has now before his eyes - from one end to the other; in its whole and in its details, whatever the omissions, the exceptions, or the faults - is the march from evil to good, from injustice to justice, from the false to the true, from night to day, from appetite to conscience, from rottenness to life, from brutality to duty, from Hell to Heaven, from nothingness to God. Starting point: matter; goal: the soul. Hydra at the beginning, angel at the end."

and

"Cosette and Marius fell on their knees, overwhelmed, choked with tears, each grasping one of Jean Valjean's hands. Those noble hands moved no more. He had fallen back, the light from the candlesticks fell across him; his white face looked up toward heaven, he let Cosette and Marius cover his hands with kisses; he was dead. The night was starless and very dark. Without any doubt, in the gloom, some mighty angel was standing, with outstretched wings, waiting for the soul." 

Now, you don’t need to memorize all those words, but you should get the essence. This is a story about redemption and in the end, Jean Valjean dies.  See, pretty easy?

You probably should know some of the characters’ names.

You’ve already met Jean Valjean and Cosette. Javert, Fantine, and Enjolras. Try to say them with a French accent.

Jean Valjean is a convict. Javert is a policeman. Cossette is Fantine’s daughter. Enjolras is the leader of the Friends of the ABC. No, not a Jackson 5 fan club, but a revolutionary student group.

The story is set from 1815 to 1832 in and around Paris.

The characters in the movie sing a lot. An awful lot. I don’t think that they sing so much in the book.

Some things to say about the film are, “I liked the musical better. The film was good, but they did it all in a recording studio. There’s something about live music...”

“Wow, there are just some things that you can’t do on a stage. Did you see what the director did with that ship?”

“That was one of the best films I’ve seen all year. I see some Oscars being awarded.”

A memorable quote from Jean Valjean is:

“To love another person is to see the face of God.”

That should get you some points.

So, I could go on and on, but this is just supposed to get you by.

It is okay to be a poser.

And now you’re an informed poser.

Santa Rides In Airship

Los Angeles Herald - December 26, 1908

Santa Claus' Farewell

The San Francisco Call - December 22, 1895

Real Music

Honolulu Star-Bulletin - December 21, 1916

Jack and Jill - December 1949

Jack and Jill - December 1953

Auto-Sleigh

New York Tribune - December 24, 1910

Ice-Cycle

The St. Paul Globe - December 18, 1901

U.S. Patent 659650 - issued 1900

Today, I'm the boss

        Today, I'm the boss

Today, November 4, 1952, I will walk into a voting booth just around the corner from home and tell everybody how I want my country run.

Today, I am the boss.

In a way, of course, I'm boss in my country every day of the year.  Government by the people, they say.  The people, when you come down to it, is me.

But I don't work full time at governing.  I've got my own job to do — a living to earn, a lawn to mow, kids to play with and bawl out and love and look after.  So, for the hard job of running the country, I hire other men — smarter fellows than myself, I hope, but with the same kind of heart and purpose.

They govern for me — but I keep tabs.  I listen to what they say.  I watch what they do.  It's a big country I live in, and there's room for different ways of looking at things. I vote for the people who see things as I do, and if enough other people agree, that the way thing gets done.

That's what it means to be the boss in your own country.

Now, there are places in the world where a man like me is not the boss.  They don't let him vote.  Or they march him to some public place and tell him whom to vote for.  I think the voiceless people of those lands are watching me as I leave my house today saying: "There goes a lucky man."

In this country of mine we love freedom so much, and hate force so much, that I am not even forced to vote.  I could stay home today if I liked.  I could sleep late and take it easy and let others doe the job of choosing.

I could — but who'd want to?  What spirited man or woman would loaf through a day like this, when he can go out and write boldly on the page of history: "Here's how I want things run in my country"?

No, today I am the boss and I must act like a boss.  Today, I must vote.  My freedom, my happiness, my pride as an American, are bound up in that simple and wonderful act.

John Hancock Mutual Life Insurance Company
Boston, Massachusetts

from a LIFE magazine, October 20, 1952 at Google Books.

Battle of Boyd's Creek Monument

I live about three miles from the location of The Battle of Boyd's Creek. The battle took place on December 16, 1780.  I've often passed this monument and stopped a few times. Earlier this month I took some photos.

100th Straight

An article about a team that didn't do well. They finally broke the unbeaten string at 138 games. Harrison Chilhowee Baptist Academy (now The King's Academy) helped contribute to that string.  Here's a story by Vince Staten about their final twenty games or so.

The Dispatch - December 11, 1971

The News-Dispatch - February 16, 1973

images from Google

Dan Costello and his Educated Mules

Brownlow's Knoxville Whig - March 28, 1866

For Tim

Los Angeles Herald - August 25, 1895

Just South Of Village Limits

The North Countryman - July 2, 1931

The North Countryman - July 2, 1931

Hatfields & McCoys in books

Various contemporary books describe the feud.

Current Literature, November 1888







The Inter Ocean Curiosity Shop for the year 1890




The Southwestern Reporter, 1890

More Hatfields & McCoys

I'm a bit taken with the History Channel's Hatfields & McCoys.  I know that the film makers are taking a bit of artistic liberty with the events.  That's okay.  I thought I'd see what the newspapers of the day were saying, so I visited Chronicling America.  I did a search for Hatfield McCoy and came up with 290 hits.  The paragraph from 1882 is the first mention that I could find.  There are articles about the feud at that site until 1921.

Lancaster Daily Intelligencer - August 14, 1882

Alexandria Gazette and Virginia Advertiser - January 14, 1888

The Big Stone Post - March 27, 1891

There are too many good articles to share, but here's a link to an interesting interview with "Cap" Hatfield with photos of some of the participants. 

The Evening Standard - December 31, 1910

There was no way Caesar Augustus was wearing Reeboks!

From an old episode of Cheers...

Norm: Want to tell me what that taxi cab was doing parked in front of the Temple of Athena?
Cliff: Uh, uh...It was, uh...it was, uh...probably taking Demetrius to the airport!

Anachronisms.  We've all seen them while watching a movie.  A WWII film where the hero is using a very modern weapon.  The contrails of a jet in the sky in a period western.  Things that just don't fit the time frame.

Last night I was watching the Hatfields & McCoys on the History Channel.  Well done.  A bit violent, but well done.  Something caught my eye.  Actually, my ear.

There was a scene shortly after Randall McCoy returns home at the end of the Civil War.  He and his family attend church.  The congregation is singing the Isaac Watts hymn, "Alas! And did my Savior Bleed?" (At the Cross). They sing a verse and the chorus.

I don't have a head full of hymn knowledge.  After hearing it I asked myself, "When was 'At the Cross' written?"  I didn't know.  Off to the internet to find the answers.  I first came across the Net Hymnal that shares the lyrics and brief info on the hymns.  The Isaac Watts version was published in 1707.  The familiar chorus was added by Ralph E. Hudson. In 1885.

The filmmakers had the actors sing part of a song about 20 years before it was written. 

The Psalms, Hymns, and Spiritual Songs of the Rev. Isaac Watts - 1855

Best Endeavor Hymns - 1907

A bit more poking around and I found the songs above.  Interesting to note that how the words changed and what they decided to include.

Was it for crimes that I had done, He groaned upon that tree?  Amazing pity, grace unknown, and love beyond degree.  A good reminder that it is not works that get us to heaven, but by the sacrifice of Christ.  Truths fulfilled some 2,000 years ago and written in song some 300 years ago.

So, the makers of the Hatfields & McCoys got part of one scene wrong.  I'm not going to hold it against them.  The rest of the show is entertaining.

At least I haven't seen any taxi cabs.  Yet.

Memorial Day

Tennessee Veterans Cemetery in Knoxville, Tennessee.

What more needs to be said except, "Thank you."

Back in the High Life

On Saturday I stopped at McKay Used Books and found a very clean copy of Steve Winwood's Back in the High Life CD.  I think that I used to own this back in 1986 when it came out.  I was first introduced to Steve Winwood's music by Steve Ott in 1981 or so.  Steve O. was my college roommate for a year.  He shared a lot of good music with me.  One of the bands was Traffic.  A young Steve W. was their vocalist.

Back in the High Life earned three Grammy awards.  There are some catchy pop tunes.  The arrangements are fantastic.  Horn and acoustic instruments compliment the synth that is the root of the instruments.  Reading the liner notes made me realize that there is no bass guitar on this album.

Lots of good players and vocalists.  Bob Mintzer on sax.  Randy Brecker on trumpet.  Joe Walsh and Nile Rogers on guitar.  James Taylor and Chaka Khan added vocals.

But nobody was playing bass guitar.

A fine album.  But it was missing something.  And it still is.